Friday, August 22, 2014

Great Moments In Unfriended History, Vol. 16

As twitter user @howyadoin1126 pointed out, that type of weight can be lost in a single bowel movement. Screw going to the gym, just go to the bathroom woman. 

-fresh (@danye33)

The 2 Man Weave Podcast #6 with Chris Conforti

In the latest edition of The 2 Man Weave Podcast, Chris and I talk about The Captain's last days in pinstripes, go long on Gang Green and reflect on the legacy left behind by comedian Robin Williams.

@danye33 / @c_conforti

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Friday, August 8, 2014

The 2 Man Weave Podcast #5 with Cam Lowder

In the latest edition of The 2 Man Weave Podcast, Cam and I talk about positional battles to keep an eye on as week 1 approaches, preseason football and the league's lenient stance of domestic violence. We also dish out some sleeper running backs who could break out in 2014 and previewing the sure-to-regress Kansas City Chiefs. 

@danye33 / @CamboScoots

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Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Hot Fiya- Action Bronson "Easy Rider"

With heavy electric guitar riffs over the funkiest of basslines, this is probably the most Bronsolino beat you could come up with. "Easy Rider" is the first track of Action's upcoming album Mr. Wonderful, and if this is any indication of what the rest of the disc holds, big things are in store for Queen's Big Boy. The storytelling is on point and I literally laughed out loud at the "I heard your b*tch still wears Ecko" line. I'm assuming that's supposed to be taken as an insult seeing that I haven't even thought about that brand since their appearance as an unlockable team in Madden 2002 (Angie Martinez was inexplicably their first string running back). 

-fresh (@danye33)

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

I Would 100% Binge Read All Of These Fake Middle Aged Harry Potter Books

These books are literally perfect. You know there has to have been times when Ginny's been getting on his case and Harry starts craving that sweet and sour sauce. So he logs on to FB and starts stalking Cho Chang. Just like you know Harry has bottled up resentment for not being able to pursue a professional quidditch career. My man dominated the game for six* whole seasons, but was forced put down the stick and save the world. That would be like LeBron hanging it up to negotiate peace talks after his first stint in Cleveland. That type of pent up fury could kill a man.

P.S. The "Harry Potter and The Wingardium Leviosa Spell That Lasted More Than 4 Hours" is laugh out loud funny. 

*I'm not sure if HP played the year he participated in the Triwizard Tournament 

2 Man Weave Podcast #4 with Miggs

In the latest edition of The 2 Man Weave Podcast, Miggs and I talk about millennial struggles,  the inevitable college tuition bubble and chasing your dreams. We also preview the New York Jets upcoming season and recap this summer's blockbuster movies (or lack thereof). 

@danye33 / @NickMiggs

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Monday, July 21, 2014

2 Man Weave Podcast #3 with Gary McClune and Keytwitty

In the latest edition of The 2 Man Weave Podcast, Gary, Twitty and I break down the fast food hierarchy, Malaysian Airlines, selfies and new hip-hop artists to keep an eye on. We also take an in-depth look at the cringe-worthy spin-off show "Girl Meets World," and try to make sense of the T.I./Floyd Mayweather beef. 

@danye33 / @Keytwitty / @LeBronaldReagan

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Friday, July 18, 2014

2 Man Weave Podcast #2 with Kevin Voelkel

In the latest edition of The 2 Man Weave Podcast, guest Kevin Voelkel and I discuss what's buzzing in the DC sports scene, the seemingly inevitable Wiggins for Love trade, an up for grabs Eastern Conference and the dysfunctional Lakers. We also dive deep into "The Leftovers," so if you're not caught up with HBO's post-rapture dystopia, stop listening at around the 14 minute mark. 

@dany33 / @KdotVdot 

Thursday, July 17, 2014

What Would Ja Do?

Do you ever find yourself confused, alone and unsure of what Ja Rule song would best suit your mood? If so, you're in luck! Thanks to a new website called Please Help Me Ja Rule, you'll never find yourself feeling that way again.

The site allows you to choose from one of five various levels of "How thug are you feeling?", ranging from "Like Ja Rule in 2001 (Pain Is Love era)" to "Why would I want to be a thug?". It then asks you "How emotional are you feeling?", with responses like "Crying R. Kelly tears of joy" and "My girl left me and I'm tryna listen to Jaheim."

Once your selections have been made, you click a PLEASE HELP ME JA RULE button and voila- a Ja Rule video pops up to get the party started!


If you're feeling more thug than 50 Cent at a candy shop, but also feel like serenading your baby mamma, you're gonna end up with "Between Me And You."

-fresh (@danye33)