Instead of opting for the more tradition resume/interview
route to seek employment, our favorite scorned tweeter has taken to the keyboard in his latest attempt to make a comeback to the big show. This time
around his team of choice is the Boston Red Sox, who last I checked, weren’t in
the market for a 47 year old rat who hasn’t played professionally in over a
decade (No, Yuma doesn’t count). He claims to have batted .350 lifetime with 1
HR for every 9 plate appearances in his career at Fenway. Not sure if there is any
way to verify these numbers, but if I were Jose, I wouldn't quit my day job.
Oh that's right, he doesn't have one...
-fresh (@danye33)
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