There Was A Front Row Brawl At The Pro Bowl

For starters I must say that the parallels between fan Andre Johnson and real Andre Johnson when it comes to fighting techniques are spot on. Throwing hammer fists like you read about, and the fact that this fight spilled onto the field makes it 100x more ridiculous. Obviously, it's insane that people would get worked up enough to come to blows during a glorified touch football game, but I think the craziest thing about the video is some of these loony Hawaiian's jersey choices. In the above fight video alone we see jersey appearances by Andre Johnson, Joey Porter, Tim Tebow, Aaron Brooks, Julius Peppers, Marcel Reece, Hines Ward, Maurkice Pouncey, Brett Favre, Dan Marino, Ocho Cinco, Matt Ryan and Joe Montana. It's like a barren wasteland of obscurity.

P.S. I'm genuinely surprised the dude in the Tebow jersey didn't jump in the middle and try to play peacemaker. Would have bet the house on it.

[via Barstool Sports]

-fresh (@danye33)